I don’t advise trying this, but today I discovered a new way to get shit-faced really fast, really cheap: a vodka (or wine or other alcohol) enema. Apparently, if you take a turkey baster and you…well, you get the picture. It goes directly through the membranesÂ and so works much quicker than drinking. The kid who’d tried it said it “really f-ing burns” but, he added, Â it works in seconds, that is, if your goal is to get plastered. And if you don’t have tons of alcohol to waste.
Amazing, the things you learn when you volunteer with homeless teenagers!